Wow, I feel thoroughly useless. It has been a whole year since I've done anything on dA. So to whoever reads this I offer an explanation and a bit of a rant about life's silly ways.
I was raised on the computer. The internet was my playground and life was magical this way. When I was 10-12 I lurked on oekaki boards and chatted, pretended to be 14 and had internet sex with dirty old men. I discovered ~lulabug (https://www.deviantart.com/lulabug) and Yukon Trails MUSH. I played Neopets, roleplayed and drew rediculous sums of art. I sat on the computer for 12 hours a day. When I wasn't doing that I played on my precious consoles. When I was 15-16 I started breeding rats, exer